Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
