There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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