Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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