Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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