Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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