He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
pop tarts are not kleenex
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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