what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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