If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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