Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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