tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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