You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize