Cold hands, warm shart.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
my liver is dry heaving
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm always down for nudity.
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