so that wasnt chicken after all
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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