I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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