We're like a lot better than the average bears
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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