i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
