Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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