just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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