Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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