yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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