how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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