It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
How external is "for external use only"?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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