I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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