So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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