What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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