I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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