So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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