That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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