My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Can I color on your dick again?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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