Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
