My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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