well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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