I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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