Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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