Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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