remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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