eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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