is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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