i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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