I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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