11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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