Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i think my mom watched the whole time
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i just sent this text using only my big toe
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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