Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
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