Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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