Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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