I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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