New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
