so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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