He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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