TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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