The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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