on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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