Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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