so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Randomize
